tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-227402542012-02-09T06:59:47.145-08:00useless information allowing you to waste priceless minutes of your life.chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.comBlogger941100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-84523695417839996222010-01-05T14:57:00.000-08:002010-01-05T15:14:09.335-08:00

Happy New Year! Y2K10! haha.So let's examine what I did accomplish over the holiday.I got shitfaced... almost everyday. Shenanigans. Pure shenanigans. I have counted around 10 bruises on my body.Why you ask? Well, I'm not quite sure. It's just so easy to make poor decisions.Here's my best picture. I like to call it "how much alcohol can chiggers consume before she dies?"On a good note, I'm a

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-43263596982904129932009-12-06T15:57:00.000-08:002009-12-06T16:26:22.754-08:00

Nursing school is no joke, and my winter break is approaching. Seemingly Mundane has just inspired me to make my winter to do list.1. Wear knee socks as much as possible. There is never a bad time for knee socks.2. Pick out the perfect road bike to start traing for BRAG. I'm leaning towards pink, but i'll probably stay stealth and stick to black.3. Read atleast 5 books, which may or may not

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-76354813408754368402009-11-30T17:12:00.000-08:002009-11-30T17:33:42.639-08:00

now i know you are thinking to yourself, why would a respectable young lady like myself title my post "dingle berry dilemma"?well...1. life is really all about poop (and pee)2. poop jokes seem to always cheer me up3. this story made me contemplate about whether shaving one's ass hair is truly beneficialsome things to contemplate after your reading...from a medical standpoint i say "hair is there

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-70515030025528599212009-11-30T16:31:00.000-08:002009-11-30T16:35:38.031-08:00

so my friend/blogger, seemingly mundane has asked that i start blogging again... just about a year ago i said i would and failed. miserably. so here i go again... i shall try to bring all that is inappropriate and absolutely filthy to your screen.

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-88809692751648423562008-12-10T20:16:00.000-08:002008-12-10T20:28:26.077-08:00

I love cats. I even have a rotten one of my own. Meet Stella Kitty.She is very curious, and insists on exploring everything.I do have this theory though... She loves food, and she's fat, and if she could, she'd eat me. Perhaps a chubby man like Santa looks like a delightful tuna sandwich to cats.Now, I don't believe in Santa, and I don't think we should lie to kids and tell him he's going to

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-19178811313747631662008-12-04T15:14:00.000-08:002008-12-04T15:30:04.836-08:00

I guess that's not exciting, but I'm going to give this blog thing another try. I will devote my time to informing you on the insanity of the earth, which makes my life surreal, and wonder if I am actually here because someone is playing an awful trick on me. Of course i'm not a pessimist, so I like to find the humor in it all :)Check this story out.I have no additional comment, but i'm not

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-78677342492292447362007-04-09T12:46:00.000-07:002007-04-09T12:54:36.299-07:00

So I love puns, especially really really dorky ones. I heard Neal Boortz deliver a few this morning from the list of ten winners of a pun competition. I couldn't resist, so I looked them up. Now some, I have to say, I've heard before, but here are some of my favorites, which I hope are new for you too! Yay! 4. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron." The other says"Are you sure?

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my friend recently inquired about the fact that my myspace page uses only lowercase letters. well, i ask, why do words we capitalize really deserve such distinction? why must we capitalize the m in "Monday" and the g in "God"? are they really more important than words such as "the", "and", "barf", "ostentatious", et cetera? i'm sure you can even read this post with ease, even though i have not

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-10359639591131752282007-03-01T06:22:00.000-08:002007-03-01T06:27:39.441-08:00

He's a hypocrite! BAH!check it.With all his money and talk you'd think he lives in a "green" home. And my sorry excuse for a blog continues... but it you want some excitement the Boneman has created his brand new blog. He's back as the No Good Son of a Bitch.http://nogoodsonofabitch.com/

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-47374443760445494392007-01-29T05:34:00.000-08:002007-01-29T05:41:17.767-08:00

bloggity blog blog... here i sit and blog. honestly i completely forgot about the fact i had a blog. i don't really have much to write about though. i looked up into the corner of this screen and it says "dashboard," and that reminds me, when the hell does the new modest mouse album come out? could of been, should of bveen worse than you would ever know... the dashboard melted but we still had

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-29324462564738310882007-01-03T18:30:00.000-08:002007-01-03T18:43:18.687-08:00

What could make me want to blog more than a football game with Sunshine and Rope Swings and the Southern Bell from Hell?That night at the Georgia Dome, drinking 24 oz. Coor's Lights, face tatoos on, in a sea of red, I officially became a Dawgs fan.The Southern Bell and I we ratty as hell screaming through our paper megaphones. I'm pretty sure we pissed off the VA Tech fans sitting in front of us.

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Each hour of today probably lasted for about two. But, regardless of stress and that "cracked out" feeling, where your eyes bulge out of their sockets, there's always time for fun conversation. Woman 1: "Most men don't care about satisfying the female. That's why I became a lesbian." This was my favortie quote of the day. As much as I would like to object, apparently, this must have some validity

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-90324317114908634722006-11-14T05:51:00.000-08:002006-11-14T06:15:39.075-08:00

When life throws an emotional hammer at you, rather than wallow in misery, it is time to think about the fluffy things. For instance, these adorable bunnies.Now it would be much easier to just have these bunnies as your own. That way you can pet them, and tell them all your problems, and they just agree with you. I miss having a pet. I really, really, miss it. Unfortunately, it would be cruel to

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-28252775495011040172006-11-02T13:25:00.000-08:002006-11-02T13:51:15.815-08:00

So after my month away from blogger, I have decided to return. Why? Well, I'm not really sure. The end. Haha just kidding. I have important news today!My life now revolves almost soley upon women's reproductive rights. In other words, the emormous part this had before just got larger. As i'm sure we have all heard, Plan B (a form of emergency contraception or EC,) was FINALLY approved over the

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-58109016766538586512006-09-27T09:37:00.000-07:002006-09-27T09:42:23.725-07:00

So I haven't posted anything in quite some time. And yes, I am here to tell you that this will probably continue. I have been taking a break becuase the creative juices have stopped flowing. As I am sure you could tell by the gradual decline in awesomeness of my posts.

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-49522970780532826202006-08-20T16:12:00.000-07:002006-08-20T16:15:05.665-07:00

Sick of snakes on a plane? Well from now on we'll be getting the mother f***ing birds of this mother f***ing wire. Har har har!

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Oh what a perfect world...

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1155582975039989892006-08-14T12:12:00.000-07:002006-08-14T12:16:15.053-07:00

"The desire to take medicine is perhaps the greatest feature which distinguishes man from animals." -Sir William OslerSo true... so true. It makes me think humans are insane. Wait, I already think that, but this just adds to the nonsense.

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1155230225465899912006-08-10T10:13:00.000-07:002006-08-10T10:17:05.526-07:00

Why, yes, that is Hilary Clinton. And, no, I don't have an opinion.I'm sure you want to know more.

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My mother did not raise me to be a wimp. When I learned how to ride a bike, and when I continuously fell off onto the asphalt, she would not take “I give up” as an answer, regardless of the bruises and scrapes. If I didn’t get invited to a birthday party, well I just had to suck it up. Life is hard, and the world can be evil, but I learned to deal with it. And guess what? I turned out to be a

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1155083502249537332006-08-08T17:29:00.000-07:002006-08-08T17:31:42.250-07:00

Check out my new review on Unibroue Éphémère over at weathered living.

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1155068029101438982006-08-08T13:04:00.000-07:002006-08-08T17:23:27.510-07:00

Apparently this thing has 1 camel-power, and gets 350 miles per gallon. *Connotations do not necessarily reflect those intended by the author.

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1154896439282907142006-08-06T13:21:00.000-07:002006-08-06T13:33:59.300-07:00

What the hell is wrong with the world you ask? I think I have just found the answer. This picture. When you put little kids, all eight years of age and younger, in a "Mutton Bustin'" contest, you know the universe is just a little off kilter. The middle east is in upheaval and you have little kids in a contest to see how long they can stay on a sheep. Hezbollah just unleashed rockets on Israeli

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1154624365309781942006-08-03T09:37:00.000-07:002006-08-03T10:00:13.313-07:00

Does it ever sacre you when you think about the kind of people that have large chunks of money and exude influence over others? Say, for instance, Paris Hilton? Well, today as I surfed through the latest on the drudge report the headline was, "Paris Hilton: 'Who is Tony Blair?'" I didn't even have to click on the link to read the article. This isn't a circumstance of taking a quote out of context

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1154528807972924152006-08-02T07:23:00.000-07:002006-08-02T07:26:47.990-07:00

Although everybody is probably sick of hearing about global warming, I did find this to be rather funny.

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1154129237237485922006-07-28T16:18:00.000-07:002006-07-28T16:28:23.970-07:00

Five items in my freezer:1. apple shaped freezy pack i still use from elementry school2. freezy thing for my wine chiller3. frozen shrimp. gross. that will be in there for another few months.4. ice5. pint glasses (i had exactly 5 things in there. sad.)Five items in the closet:1. rolled up poster of a world map2. old pair of doc marten boots3. dive gear4. shopping bags i totally intend to reuse5.

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1154008664115360162006-07-27T06:54:00.000-07:002006-07-27T07:06:23.600-07:00

I was sent one of those invitations to view photos online, and it was from a party I recently attended. As I glanced through them I just could not contain my laughter. I was kissing someone on the cheek in almost all of them. Usually the same people. Apparently jello shots make me think this is absolutely wonderful...

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My new beer review is up on weathered: North Coast Brewing Company's Red Seal Ale

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As I sat today after taking an eight hour long practice MCAT, in effort to get into medical school and be a doctor, I wanted to think of the finer things in life... Something other than AC circuits, trypsin, and the loop of Henle. While eating my salad loaded with Caesar dressing, I realized that I hurt myself all of the time. No, not intentionally, but in a clumsy way. Though sometimes it isn’t

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I am in love with my personalized google homepage. I especially love the quote of the day portion. In fact, this one gives three a day! It's like those buy one get one free deals, except you get three! Well kinda... so here is one I would like to share with the masses:"Anybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1153368798206625052006-07-19T20:58:00.000-07:002006-07-19T21:13:18.223-07:00

I am not sure if this has become widespread knowledge, but we all deserve the right to know. Remember when there was news of Israel bombong the Gaza Strip? You know, the Palestinian's unrightful territory (The Gaza Strip, that is.) Oh yes, you remember.Apparently it was fabricated. Old news footage of Irsaeli warships was used along with footage of the explosion, whichn actually occured. The

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Why on earth did I not know about the Summer Redneck Games? Why? I would have been there in a heartbeat. What could be more fun than partying in East Dublin, Georgia with a bunch of southerners, and participating in events like bobbing for pigs' feet and hubcap hurling. I would have won a gold medal. I take games seriously, and I play to win. They even have a belly flop contest! Hell yeah! You

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1152824109045008742006-07-13T13:51:00.000-07:002006-07-13T13:55:09.063-07:00

As a lover of bars and drinking, as well as a lover of myself, this is the New Year's princess photo. Apparently I thought this was a princess crown, and walked around asking everyone, "Do I look like a princess!?" I can't even imagine how annoying it must have been...

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1152481454090519482006-07-09T14:25:00.000-07:002006-07-09T14:48:33.150-07:00

I love the dictionary. In fact, I used to pick it up for fun. The nerd inside of me loves to excite the portion of her brain dedicated toward vocabulary skill. It’s up there with sex. When I see the word of the day pop up on my google homepage I know the day will turn out okay. But I digress... What is important here are the latest words which have added to the dictionary. There are nearly 100

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As I cruised through today’s topics of my Wall Street Journal, my normal morning coffee routine, something caught my eye , and then I fired with rage! Rage! It said something along the lines of global warming causing an increase in wildfires. Bah! Global warming can’t be the cause of everything! Researchers should just step back a bit. (I apologize for the hideous pun contained in this paragraph.

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1152142400485513162006-07-05T16:23:00.001-07:002006-07-05T16:37:07.913-07:00

I am sure you have heard the news by now about Raoul Balai and his fake advertising agency. I think we should all support his satirical endeavors, because damn, it's funny! It is outrageous that the Amsterdam Zoo wants to sue him. Suing for comedy. Preposterous! He has had potential customers phoning the company, which is actually not real. So, ummm... maybe he should get some credit for a damn

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1152050817167360832006-07-04T15:01:00.000-07:002006-07-04T15:06:57.183-07:00

Congratulations Archie! You are the world’s ugliest dog for 2006! The canine went home with $1,000. Perhaps we should encourage Archie to get a brow lift?

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Have you purchased your World Cup Etnies yet? No? Good. Don’t give into the delirium. Although most may want to shoot me, I am completely sick of having my laptop infiltrated with World Cup news. Honestly, I don't care. I have more respect for the sport than "American Football" where men want an excuse to touch each other, but this is not the news I want to hear. I am not a very big sports fan,

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1151184402446695632006-06-24T14:24:00.000-07:002006-06-24T14:27:19.436-07:00

Fellow friend and blogger Mar-Bear has posed a very deep question on her blog. I feel that we all need to take some time to ponder and then answer. Now remember there are only two possible choices for your answer. Be wise my friends!click click

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So last time you all (well like 5 or 6 of you) decided on Neko Case over Jenny Lewis. Sorry Mar. Life is hard. So... I am gonna put Neko up against another kickass chick. That's right, you heard me. This time it is the lovely Yuki from Asobi Seksu. Can Neko compete with this bilingual chick? Chiggas wanna know! here's neko again... here is yuki.

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1150773978742543972006-06-19T20:18:00.000-07:002006-06-21T08:24:56.816-07:00

I have an unknown alcoholic beverage in my hand, most likely known as a "panny dropper," there is a can of whip cream, Emilie is holding a jello shot, my boob is being grabbed by Lindsey who also holds a jello shot, and some dood in the back is probably thinking he's gonna get some. I am a little embarassed this was taken only two years ago... especially since it looks stangely like a room in a

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1150328432779854552006-06-14T16:31:00.000-07:002006-06-14T16:40:32.793-07:00

hot chicks.on the left we have chiggalicious. she's a poop princess.on the right is angela kay. definately a unicorn princess. i'm not sure about this unicorn business, but she has some big boobies.

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1150164786189873822006-06-12T19:09:00.000-07:002006-06-12T19:13:31.930-07:00

A very controversial phrase these days seems to sound a little something like, “global warming.” Setting aside Gore’s film, and the fact that it is a scare tactic, the earth’s temperature is increasing. Period. I am not going to go into an entire argument about the effects of increasing temperatures on the globe, but by all means if you want to know, I’ll gladly provide you with my argument. My

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1149699526345093832006-06-07T09:52:00.000-07:002006-06-07T10:01:01.616-07:00

dooooood. the world didn't end so check out my beer review on weathered. don't worry it sucks. weathered. like me

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1149601846992800002006-06-06T06:43:00.000-07:002006-06-06T06:51:54.366-07:00

I am completely fed up with people thinking it is the "Devil's Day" and the world is going to end. Well guys, nothing has happened yet. THE WORLD IS NOT GOING TO END. I mean come on, 21 countries are holding a 24 hour prayer session today to ward off the Devil! That will protect us! Completely ludricrous. There have been threats of mass killings occuring at schools today though. If some little

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1149562003793730872006-06-05T19:45:00.000-07:002006-06-05T19:46:43.816-07:00

I have always been an avid hater of those mini van things. They fly down the interstate like space shuttles and plow you over. But who’s to blame? It is probably full of annoying, screaming children that mini van mom or dad wants to murder. In the words of my meat-head friend driving in traffic, “Fuck you mini van! I’ll chop off your balls!” Well, I believe Chris Krok WSB radio has shed some

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1149187761327064102006-06-01T11:45:00.000-07:002006-06-01T11:52:46.373-07:00

Many of you may not be aware of this, but I used to be a supermodel before I got into poop. I was a little shorter than what they preferred, but hell Kate Moss did it!? Here's one of the fabulous pictures that went around the world. I made like 50 bucks! Now the guy that modeled with me, who went by the name of "Phil" well, lets just say EVERYONE knows him now. He is a model turned musician, and

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1149045414110671362006-05-30T20:12:00.000-07:002006-05-30T20:17:49.383-07:00

I am a big fan of hairy things. Hairy people, my legs, hairy tumors, your mom, et cetera. Check it:These guys are part of a beard and moustache club in Germany. Kickass. I believe these guys present the coolest facial hair I have ever seen.

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1148927447988699242006-05-29T11:28:00.000-07:002006-05-29T11:30:48.000-07:00

Another beer review from weathered...It is one of those chocolatey rich ales. Flavors you would expect from a porter, but that nice light-hearted nature. The kind of dark ale Chiggers approves of. Now, technically it is a Scottish Ale, and the Tasgall truly lives up to the full nature of such. It doesn’t have the heavy, robust quality of an Oskar Blue’s Old Chubb, but this is okay. I decided to

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1148516677358172702006-05-24T17:18:00.000-07:002006-05-26T11:56:54.953-07:00

Once again I bring you cuteness overload. Just for the guys, cause you know you love it. Especially this guy named Bones. Disclaimer: Chiggers Inc. is not responsible for any dead or beaten bunnies.Seeeeee... baby bunnies do like carrots! Baby carrots!Loooook at da face!What are you looking at Mr. Camera-man?Awww... look at the bunny tugging at the blanket!!!!Now, don't you just have the

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1148506326083745022006-05-24T14:25:00.000-07:002006-05-24T14:32:06.096-07:00

I have spent way too much time today reading about the situation with Iran and their long range missiles. I don't feel at liberty to make an outrageous comment on the occurence of missile tests. But, it is very obvious to see what the agneda is here, and it smells like Israel. However, as I was reading some posts, a fellow who referred to himself as "Ross Perot" made a very humorous statement in

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1148441848626899582006-05-23T20:32:00.000-07:002006-05-23T20:43:45.266-07:00

Here we have Neko Case. Here stands Jenny Lewis.It has plagued me for a few weeks now, so I wanna know, Jenny Lewis or Neko Case? Clearly this is a serious matter.So, which one? Keep in mind this could involve aspects such a musicality, ass kicking (literal ass kicking, as in who would win the fight?), a walk off, nails and hair, poop, water chugging skill, et cetera, et cetera.Please do share

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1148170157778154112006-05-20T16:37:00.000-07:002006-05-22T11:45:02.383-07:00

I went to the dermatologist on Friday with concern for the carbuncles on my face. Okay, okay, they aren't that bad. Just some patches of zits. Now I am not one to be concerned with looks too much. I don't even bother putting on makeup to cover the pimples up. Besides, everyone looks rather nice under the dim bar lights. But, I don't want scars on my face later in life. I had him pump me up with

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1147878041071127602006-05-17T07:58:00.000-07:002006-05-17T08:00:41.090-07:00

Here's my Beer Review currently on Weathered Living for you non-weathered readers...My immediate impression... Hop! Hop! Yea! This IPA glows amber, yes, yes, it gleams under the bar lights. And when you peer in it even looks orange, intriguing.... A sharp, bitter hoppiness, with citrus undertones, leaving remnants of grapefruit and orange. For the lover of hops, this beer has a rather neat way of

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1147877101699272412006-05-17T07:31:00.000-07:002006-05-17T07:45:01.713-07:00

Location: West Bank Park, Lake LanierBottom Temperature: 72 degrees (= too cold)Visibility: maybe 2 or 3 feetFindings: random trash, RayBan sunglasses, beer can, fishing line, rocks, and 1 fish (species unknown)This was chiggers' bad idea to dive in Lake Lanier. If you are familiar with Georgia, you know that this lake is overpopulated and overused. What does this mean? It's probably filled with

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1147450626461829712006-05-12T09:08:00.000-07:002006-05-12T09:17:06.476-07:00

My love for beer is nothing short of intense. On weathered living today Bones presented his love of beer. Exhibit A:"Oh man, do I love beer! I love it with an unbridled passion like you wouldn't believe. Sometimes I'll even talk to it. Nothing weird of course. Normal stuff like, "My heart yearns for you, beer! I love you! Make love to my brain, beer! Make love to my brain! Just one more time!

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1147190873553285052006-05-09T08:58:00.000-07:002006-05-09T09:08:51.193-07:00

Look how far I have come in four years...2002: I was known as the Easter Bunny.2006: Chiggers. The keen eye can see the rise in maturity.

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I absolutely love my new apartment, but dammit, everyone has a dog, or two or three. Big dogs, little dogs, medium sized ones... Imagine if all the stray dogs in Georgia wound up in one place. Yes, that is how it is. I think I missed the memo about how having a dog makes you "cool." There is even a "Yuppie Puppy Bark Park" here. Dead serious. The other morning a little pup managed to wrap the

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1146868311521764872006-05-05T15:25:00.000-07:002006-05-05T15:31:51.533-07:00

As I sit here on this lovely Friday evening studying inefficiently, sipping wine, and pondering the more useful aspects of life (particularly mine) I bring to you one of those "no shit!" things. This is a concept I must be familiar with in morning, keep this in mind.*cough cough"The aniexty theory of magic: people will use their scientific technology as far as it will extend and then will resort

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1146591327582874652006-05-02T10:27:00.000-07:002006-05-02T10:35:27.600-07:00

anyone for strip twister?

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1146510068339913992006-05-01T11:55:00.000-07:002006-05-01T12:01:08.360-07:00

Blasted blogger! I have been trying to put up a picture forever. Arrrrrgh. Picture Monday has now died and gone to the firey pits of hell.

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1146142120647340542006-04-27T05:45:00.000-07:002006-04-27T05:48:40.670-07:00

I feel the need for this picture to be shared with the world. I just stumbled upon it recently on Yelena's (sunshine and rope swings) myspace. We were at My Sister's Room, the lesbian bar in Decatur. I didn't know I drank PBR there... but I guess this makes sense considering one of my eyes is almost shut and I have a big smile on m face. Try and close one eye with a big smile when you are sober

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1145891362037571422006-04-24T08:04:00.000-07:002006-04-24T11:26:35.320-07:00

there was some intruiging juice in the styrofoam cup.

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1145553562818574032006-04-20T10:11:00.000-07:002006-04-20T10:27:25.290-07:00

Ever gone to the cuteness overlaod site for a little pick me up? Well, I am certainly lame enough to do so. Since I am sure many of you males feel that such an internet adventure would be considered "gay," I bring to you cuteness overload, free of charge. Hahahahahaha....Awwwww! Look at the little faces!Now, doesn't he look sleepy!?There are just not words for this...I saved the most precious one

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1145476093012507522006-04-19T12:24:00.000-07:002006-04-19T14:38:04.070-07:00

Last night, feeling low and drinking crappy wine, I decided to head to the Java Monkey to do some research and drink good beers. Perfect.“Highland Oatmeal Porter, please.”*gulp gulp gulpI move toward the beer cooler to check out my next beer. Before I could decide this random dood hands me another Highland. “Uhhhh... thanks?”What the hell?“What’s this for?” I ask.“Oh we’ve talked before, and I

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1145474127608988762006-04-19T12:11:00.000-07:002006-04-19T12:15:27.620-07:00

Professor: "War, what is it good for?"Class: *giggles*Professor: "Okay okay, so what, what is it good for?"Chiggers: "Absolutely nothing."One person in the class + chiggers: *laughing histerically and turning red*Damn people. They can't even laugh at a dumb joke.

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1145403679821180822006-04-18T16:41:00.000-07:002006-04-18T17:01:32.783-07:00

Yes, this was the title of an article in the Atlanta Journal Constitution on Sunday. And well no, I do not find it to be a well-written article. I apologize to the writer, Joy Jones, but I feel your writing style is rather elementary. The concept was rather intruiging, it grabbed my attention, but oh wait, the facts and writing were not as intersting as the title.Divorce has become somewhat of an

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1145299165490767762006-04-17T11:31:00.000-07:002006-04-17T14:15:25.686-07:00

transgressing the norm. using all the particles in the universe.

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So there I was balls deep in this girls ass... oh wait, wrong story...I shall begin again. So there I was on Easter Sunday, sitting all alone in the Taco Mac, attempting to extend my pity party through the next twenty-four hours. Easter is my favorite holiday, because everyone knows I AM the Easter Bunny. But wait, that’s another story too. It’s a gorgeous day and my hangover cannot handle the

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1145137860305249062006-04-15T14:49:00.000-07:002006-04-15T14:51:00.316-07:00

that's right folks, it's cheese. bigger than your head. heh heh, i said head.

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1144951812218623902006-04-13T11:03:00.000-07:002006-04-13T11:10:12.230-07:00

What is going on? A 15 year old gets an incident report from her school because she has an American flag in her back pocket? Since when weren't Americans allowed to display a little sense of nationalism? Damn, many countries don't even feel comfortable waving their flag, we should be glad we can purchase the obnoxious American flag items that are out there.High schools and middle schools were

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1144680463284790542006-04-10T07:39:00.000-07:002006-04-10T07:52:24.116-07:00

Yeah, yeah. You heard me. It wasn't jesus.

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1144679510449641552006-04-10T07:28:00.000-07:002006-04-10T07:31:50.466-07:00

Folks, the time has come to change it up a bit... step aside from those porters and stouts. How about a good ol’ drinking beer? What about the best drinking beer at my favorite bar? What about one that only costs a mere dollar more than the classic PBR pub can? Yes. Harpoon ESB. The amounts of this beer I have ingested probably borders on insane. But, hell, I love Trackside, and I love beer.

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1144337554365946002006-04-06T07:49:00.003-07:002006-04-06T08:32:34.380-07:00

Listen up gung-ho Americans who actually support the billions of dollars we put into our military. (And no, this is not directed at Republicans.) The EU is taking over in sly ways and the eruo is kicking the dollars' ass. Chiggers isn't really happy. I like Europe, and I like the dumbass American tourists over there snapping pictures, sporting Disneyland sweatshirts and fannypacks, and pissing

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1144093604674794832006-04-03T12:43:00.000-07:002006-04-03T14:49:53.956-07:00

was chiggers too drunk or was her tongue all tuckered out?

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1143490254646712452006-03-27T12:00:00.000-08:002006-03-27T12:12:21.306-08:00

I'm bored, or maybe more accurately do not want to do "real" work, so how about another post today? What about this lovely photograph? Wouldn't you say that it deserves a nice photo frame? I'm not sure that viewing it online does justice to that Bristol jacket and the Bud's in the bottle, do you?

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1143477973092435582006-03-27T08:40:00.000-08:002006-03-27T08:46:13.093-08:00

Holy balls! I must say, this is fucking amazing. Asians do all kinds of impressive shit, and always have to be one up on us Americans... But damn, I am very impressed.A visitor looks through a microscope at Chinese micro-painter Jing Ying Hua's painting of a panda during a gallery exhibition March 22 in Kaohsiung, Taiwan. Over the course of 10 days, Jing painted the panda on a single piece of

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1143477629528396822006-03-27T08:38:00.000-08:002006-03-27T08:40:29.540-08:00

I'm not quite sure what to say really, just read it.http://www.thesmokinggun.com//archive/0327061kerry1.html

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1143060535792442582006-03-22T12:48:00.000-08:002006-03-24T05:28:17.693-08:00

The anthropologists just piss me off. I acknowledge that cross-culturally, individuals differ, but for anthropologist, Heider, to argue against Freud astounds me. Freud’s hydraulic theory says that sexuality is an innate, internal pressure, and when suppressed the pressure builds and will pop up in other forms. This seems accurate to me. Well, Heider says that this sexual pressure is culturally

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1143042300860607552006-03-22T07:41:00.000-08:002006-03-22T08:05:34.373-08:00

On a more cheery and nonjudgemental note, happy belated birthday to the adorable orangutan Josephine. She got an awesome bag of munchies. I wonder if she ate that bag first ; )Orangutans are endangered, so it always nice to see a happy healthy one celelbrating another year.

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1143041979735708822006-03-22T07:29:00.000-08:002006-03-22T12:51:31.406-08:00

The Italians have really done it now. They have created a line of jeans for Muslims, which are more comfortable. "They're high around the waist, wide around the leg and have lots of pockets for holding watches, bracelets, glasses and other knick-knacks." Yea, right. Maybe more pockets for weapons and extra leg room to strap on an explosive.Oh, I am also astounded that this made the news...http://

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1142359760313506802006-03-14T10:07:00.000-08:002006-03-14T10:09:20.333-08:00

When you view my blog, does the "About Me" portion appear to the right of my latest blog, or is it at the bottom? I see it differently depending on the computer an/or browser I'm using and it is starting to irritate me....

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1142109511048584212006-03-11T12:31:00.000-08:002006-03-11T12:38:31.076-08:00

The woman in the above picture decided she wanted a new rug for her home. So, what better place to get one than a West Virginia courthouse! Hahahahahaha, people never cease to amaze meHere she goes with it...Here's a close up...Now it looks all pretty in her home!She got arrested for this. How embarassing...

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1142024816373604892006-03-10T12:59:00.000-08:002006-03-22T11:53:56.143-08:00

Check out the midget size book of the lord's praryer. Oh hell yea. Wasting time and money to bring christianity right to your fingertips. Har har har. I believe this could be the most ridiculous, impractical item I have seen in a long time. It is being auctioned off in London in six days! "Fifty cents, going once, going twice... 5000 dollars, I hear 5000 dollars, going once, going twice, SOLD to

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1141404589608739272006-03-03T08:44:00.000-08:002006-03-03T08:49:49.623-08:00

The wonderful team at the poop report brings us Poop for Peace on April 16th. All humans poop, it is the one thing we share, so this year the poop report asks us all to think abut the world on this glorius day. While you sit upon the shitter on April 16th...Think of yourself on your toilet, and George W. Bush on his, and Saddam and Osama on theirs. Think about the children of Iraq and the

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1141308958245684292006-03-02T06:12:00.000-08:002006-03-22T11:55:03.626-08:00

I realize it was Mardi Gras, but leave the poor canines alone. Those poor dogs must have been so embarassed... well, the bigger one atleast, (I hate little rat dogs.) Damn humans...

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1141149212293864712006-02-28T09:50:00.001-08:002006-02-28T09:53:32.293-08:00

Dood! There is a street in Tennessee called Farfrompoopen Rd. and I don't live there!? I must be smoking crack. I believe this road was created especially for me, and just waiting for me to arrive. See you guys later, I'm moving to Farfrompoopen Rd. Peace...check out some other awesome street names as well: Psycho Path Voted Wackiest Street Name

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1141148820226350982006-02-28T09:40:00.000-08:002006-02-28T09:47:00.236-08:00

In Bogota, this dood on a bike, who obviously could not resist touching a nice ass, did a ride by slap. Hilarious! Of course if this happened to me, I would go punch him in the face as he rightfully deserved. And hey, I think a punch to the face would call the situation just about even. However, this poor fellow has been sentenced to four years of house arrest! This seems just a tad extreme...

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1141094369582359752006-02-27T18:24:00.000-08:002006-02-27T18:39:29.593-08:00

a serious one.So I stumbled across a rather intriguing topic: intelligence. The subject is rather problematic in the States. Throughout life, ungrateful American children, teens, and adults are tested on a bunch of stuff which supposedly determines whether you are so-called "smart" or not. Remember, ITBS, SAT's, ACT's, GRE's? Yes, yes, I am sure you do, because society behaves as if these tests

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1141062770374074572006-02-27T09:38:00.000-08:002006-02-27T09:52:50.386-08:00

I have a fear of becoming old, and let's be honest, I am not at all alone in this situation. Old people just become, well... they become angered psychotic people. And, in their great age (no pun) they lose their minds, eyesight, dexterity, and control of their bowels. I find this to be highly undesirable. If I do live to be old, which I highly doubt, I think I will do everything in my power to

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1140713503919233082006-02-23T08:47:00.000-08:002006-02-23T08:51:43.926-08:00

I am always an advocate for the nonhumans... I really believe that they have more common sense than myself sometimes. This article is hilarious. Apparently these mules knew they were doing too much shitty work, and they did what any reasonable Homo sapien would do, leave. Hopefully the llamas will come their senses as well.http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/02/03/israel.llamas.ap/index.html

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1140712464905969482006-02-23T08:23:00.000-08:002006-02-23T08:34:24.913-08:00

If you and your boyfriend are in high school and plotting to kill a classmate, here are some guidelines to follow:1. Don't write about it in your silly little diary.2. Don't burn the body on your family's property.3. Don't chop up the body and distribute part of it in another location from where you burned it.I guess poor Sarah Kolb and her boyfriend, Gregory, did not know about this. Because,

chiggershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01815179204719426478noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22740254.post-1140634889932664582006-02-22T10:54:00.000-08:002006-02-22T11:01:29.946-08:00

There's nothing really more annoying than running out of toilet paper. Even worse, the roommate that just never buys toilet paper, so you end up doing it ALL THE TIME. Well anyhoo, in the sunny state of Florida, the dood actually beat his roommate with a sledgehammer AND a claw hammer because they were out of TP. Maybe this dood is insane, but then again, there is a good chance he was just fed up

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